"Unnecessary" Quotation Marks

I have a huge ego. I am secretly a ninja. In my free time Im a unicorn Tamer in Mexico. I run an underground operation where we illegally trade pixi sticks for tacos. Dont mess with me. I know people. who know the seven dwarfs and the talking rats from Cinderella. So yeah. Watch your back.

The name's Bond, James Bond. The real name is Emily. Boring right? I'm a fun person so talk to me. Don't worry I don't bite. I mean seriously those teenage girls need to learn they are not Vampires.

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Love life....haha I'm too socially awkward for one of those

Oh look at this sexy thing(:

Add me on Skype? :3 Ohmywafflebutter

So bored<3

You dont have to be Pretty to be beautiful♥

Entertain me with invasive questions.

1. What's your middle name?

2. What are you listening to right now?

3. What was the last thing you ate?

4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?

5. Do you drink?

6. Do you smoke?

7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone?

8. What is your hair color?

9. What is your eye color?

10. Do you wear contacts/glasses?

11. Dogs or cats?

12. What's your favorite animal?

13. What's your favorite television show?

14. What's your favorite movie?

15. What's your favorite band/singer?

16. How old are you?

17. Do you have a crush on anyone?

18. What's your sexual orientation?

19. What's your favorite color?

20. What was your most embarrassing moment?

21. Do you ever wish you were someone else?

22. What were you like when you were a kid?

23. What would your dream house be like?

24. What last made you laugh?

25. What is your favorite word?

26. What is your least favorite word?

27. What turns you on?

28. What turns you off?

29. What is your star sign?

30. What are your favorite books?

31. Do you have any siblings?

32. Do you like to dance?

33. What is your definition of cheating?

34. Have you ever cheated on someone?

35. Do you regret anything?

36. Do you have any phobias?

37. Ever broken any bones?

38. Ever come close to death?

39. What is your religion, if any?

40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist?

41. Are looks important in a relationship?

42. Are you more like your mom or your dad?

43. What is your favorite season?

44. Do you have any tattoos?

45. Do you have any piercings?

46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?

48. Who is your celebrity crush?

49. Are you a virgin?

50. Do you get jealous easily?

51. What is your favorite type of food?

52. Do you ever want to get married?

53. Who was your first kiss with?

54. Have you ever been cheated on?

55. What is your idea of the perfect date?

56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets?

58. What talent do you wish you'd been born with?

59. What is your saddest memory?

60. Do you believe in love at first sight?

61. Do you believe in soul mates?

62. Have you ever dyed your hair?

63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?

64. Would you go against your moral code for money?

65. What are three things most people don't know about you?

66. Who are you jealous of?

67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?

68. How long was your longest relationship?

69. Is the glass half empty or half full?

70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

71. Who is your most loyal friend?

72. Are you in a relationship?

73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

74. Are you a bad person?

75. Are you a lover or a fighter?

76. What did you do on your last birthday?

77. What is your favorite quote and why?

78. If your best friend died, what would you do?

79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?

81. What is the strangest dream you've ever had?

82. Are you happier single or in a relationship?

83. Who were you in a past life?

84. What is your happiest childhood memory?

85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend?

87. If you were the president, what would you do?

88. What is your ideal career?

89. What is your political affiliation?

90. Are you conservative or liberal?

91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection?

92. Do you like kissing in public?

93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?

94. Where would you like to live?

95. Where would you go on your dream vacation?

96. Describe yourself in one word.

97. Describe yourself in one sentence.

98. Where do you see yourself in five years?

99. What is your greatest accomplishment?

100. What is the meaning of life?

↵ Originally from inspectorgeneral

↵ Reblogged from jessicatatum

Daaa Fuck-_-

So I had to go into Erie today…and it appears the only thing they do use protection on is their wifi-_- fml.

Tehehe

BOREDOM IN COMP CLASSS

Ive decided to write this blog because I am in comp class and there is nothing else to do. There is only me and 2 other people in my class. I have Algebra 1 next. Haha. Fun fun fun. Making fun of Rolling in the Deep video. Facebook. Breakfast was fun. I had my picture taken for my ID. Its horrible. My eyes are red and I look freaking retarded. Haha. Comp Class is actually starting to be fun. We just did fonts and stuff. Haha. My hair smells like passion fruit and apples. Yum. Haha. Not much to do anymore. Here till 1030. Oh boy. Half an hour of nothingness. Well I can just say what I’m thinking of. Not that anyone really even cares but seriously. Whatever. Haha. Anyways. Ug. Haha. My dorm is messy. Like very messy. Whoa. I didn’t get to sleep till 12. People were randomly knocking on doors. It was weird. Also very annoying. Me and Brit were giggling the whole time. Haha. Then we put a towel in front of the door because the hallway light was showing through. There was an annoying blinking green light on the ceiling. It think it was the smoke detector. I’m starting to yawn like every 5 seconds. Haha. 24 MINUTES LEFT. Yay. I love how i shift subjects so very randomly. That made no sense when I read it out loud. Well it made moderate sense. But not really any at all. Well. This is boring. . I hate My voice. Wow. when I typed voice the first time I mixed the c and the v up. So it said , Coive. Haha. I don’t even know if that’s a word.. Haha. Sparks fly just popped into my head. . 20 MINUTES. HAHA. My bracelet is getting really annoying. Its awesome though. It has the Greek evil eyes and everything. amazing. Haha. i should really spell check this. Wow tons of words with the zig zaggy red line. Wow. Haha. Greaatt. 17 MINUTES. Im probably going to get lost somehow. Haha. My bangs are getting annoying. I should bring my tv and my xbox. Im like geeking out on this thing. I yawned again. I cant wait to go back to my dorm. I chose English as my tutorial. Haha. Yay! Cant wait. . Sooo…. 13 MINUTES. HAHA. My last update on how many minutes were left was at 13 after. Haha. WOW. 13 is my lucky number. Im soo friggen bored. Theres nothign else to do. Well bye for now.- Love OhmyWaffleButter♥♥☺♪♫☼☺‼

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# Comp Class

# boredom

# randomness