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I have a huge ego. I am secretly a ninja. In my free time Im a unicorn Tamer in Mexico. I run an underground operation where we illegally trade pixi sticks for tacos. Dont mess with me. I know people. who know the seven dwarfs and the talking rats from Cinderella. So yeah. Watch your back.

The name's Bond, James Bond. The real name is Emily. Boring right? I'm a fun person so talk to me. Don't worry I don't bite. I mean seriously those teenage girls need to learn they are not Vampires.

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

This is the kind of stuff me and my ex boyfriend talk about lol

She likes the taste of Captin Morgan, cigarettes oh she adores them, and she can get a little crazy sometimes♥

And she’s oh so beautiful but that smile aint quite right♥

Hmmm why not I need new people to text, here’s my iPod number 267.982.4737

Anyone up for Skype? I’m bored.

Skype: Ohmywafflebutter

Broken String is my only true love. She has been there for me through the heartbreaks, teardrops, backstabbing friends, and fights between faimilies. She is more than my guitar she is my best friend. Most people don’t understand, but when a musician can connect to their instrument, it is not only music they make, but pure magic.

Bored as fuck. Come on Tumblrians. Ask me some questions. Honesty hour. Some shit like that. Please…Ill give you all some electronic pie. Some really good stuff layered with Nutella and pixi dust since thats what all you “hipsters” like.

I’m just gonna tag Nutella and Hipsters because I know that’s what most of these bitches look up to make their blog seem “cool”.

Neigh! I am a frog!

Wants, needs, things I’ll never have. Anyone wanna be my tumblr boyfriend by any chance?

I’d really like a Tumblr Boyfriend. I think it would be quite cute. We could stay up all night reblogging eachother’s posts, sending cute little crypitic messages to eachother, and we could post on eachothers blogs. We could have long conversations about nothing and just be ourselves. We could have cute inside jokes and talk about our favorite music. We can videochat for long hours, talk on the phone or just send messages. We could be there for eachother all the time, best part about it would be, no heartbreaks, because it’s strictly Tumblr and we’ll have the beset cyber romance<3