I have a huge ego. I am secretly a ninja. In my free time Im a unicorn Tamer in Mexico. I run an underground operation where we illegally trade pixi sticks for tacos. Dont mess with me. I know people. who know the seven dwarfs and the talking rats from Cinderella. So yeah. Watch your back.

The name's Bond, James Bond. The real name is Emily. Boring right? I'm a fun person so talk to me. Don't worry I don't bite. I mean seriously those teenage girls need to learn they are not Vampires.

 

She likes the taste of Captin Morgan, cigarettes oh she adores them, and she can get a little crazy sometimes♥

She likes the taste of Captin Morgan, cigarettes oh she adores them, and she can get a little crazy sometimes♥

Have a nice day…or trip, fall on your head and drown in your own blood, whatever.

Have a nice day…or trip, fall on your head and drown in your own blood, whatever.

I’mma do the things
That I wanna do
I ain’t got a thing
To prove to you

I’mma do the things That I wanna do I ain’t got a thing To prove to you