I have a huge ego. I am secretly a ninja. In my free time Im a unicorn Tamer in Mexico. I run an underground operation where we illegally trade pixi sticks for tacos. Dont mess with me. I know people. who know the seven dwarfs and the talking rats from Cinderella. So yeah. Watch your back.
The name's Bond, James Bond. The real name is Emily. Boring right? I'm a fun person so talk to me. Don't worry I don't bite. I mean seriously those teenage girls need to learn they are not Vampires.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
This is why he is my best friend.
Probably the best thing I have ever seen at Edinboro Walmart
Should I buy this?
Oh yeah, Im that awesome(: Add me on skype? Ohmywafflebutter
Oh god. We’re just too cool.
She likes the taste of Captin Morgan, cigarettes oh she adores them, and she can get a little crazy sometimes♥
And she’s oh so beautiful but that smile aint quite right♥
Reblog my shit? Yes? (: Oh and Im bored, Message me for the number?
So today I was doing tag day for Marching Band. People kept giving me the dirtiest of looks. This one nice guy came up to me and he’s like, “I have a donation, but it’s for you personally, I like your hair and you have guts kid.” He gave me this dollar in the shape of a T-Shirt. It made my day.
Heyy Gurllzz
My neighbor is the best.
I was feeling horrible so I told him to meet me at our usual meeting place. I sat there at that tree with him just talking. We talked about everything. We decided to move to where we could actually see the stars. We layed there just talking about fake love, stolen romance, and life. We just were there. Not reallly paying attention to what we were saying. The street lights went out and I got scared. I jumped into his arms. He held me there and it just felt….it felt right. It was amazing. We talked for like 4 hours. The best 4 hours of my life so far.
Anyone up for Skype? I’m bored.
Skype: Ohmywafflebutter
Summer fun(:
I’m a much better gamer<3
