I have a huge ego. I am secretly a ninja. In my free time Im a unicorn Tamer in Mexico. I run an underground operation where we illegally trade pixi sticks for tacos. Dont mess with me. I know people. who know the seven dwarfs and the talking rats from Cinderella. So yeah. Watch your back.
The name's Bond, James Bond. The real name is Emily. Boring right? I'm a fun person so talk to me. Don't worry I don't bite. I mean seriously those teenage girls need to learn they are not Vampires.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Bored as fuck. Come on Tumblrians. Ask me some questions. Honesty hour. Some shit like that. Please…Ill give you all some electronic pie. Some really good stuff layered with Nutella and pixi dust since thats what all you “hipsters” like.
I’m just gonna tag Nutella and Hipsters because I know that’s what most of these bitches look up to make their blog seem “cool”.
Rainbowness
Have a nice day…or trip, fall on your head and drown in your own blood, whatever.
I’m bored
ask me questions and I shall answer them via Vlog(:
