I have a huge ego. I am secretly a ninja. In my free time Im a unicorn Tamer in Mexico. I run an underground operation where we illegally trade pixi sticks for tacos. Dont mess with me. I know people. who know the seven dwarfs and the talking rats from Cinderella. So yeah. Watch your back.
The name's Bond, James Bond. The real name is Emily. Boring right? I'm a fun person so talk to me. Don't worry I don't bite. I mean seriously those teenage girls need to learn they are not Vampires.
I’m just gonna tag Nutella and Hipsters because I know that’s what most of these bitches look up to make their blog seem “cool”.
I’d really like a Tumblr Boyfriend. I think it would be quite cute. We could stay up all night reblogging eachother’s posts, sending cute little crypitic messages to eachother, and we could post on eachothers blogs. We could have long conversations about nothing and just be ourselves. We could have cute inside jokes and talk about our favorite music. We can videochat for long hours, talk on the phone or just send messages. We could be there for eachother all the time, best part about it would be, no heartbreaks, because it’s strictly Tumblr and we’ll have the beset cyber romance<3
I’m bored guysss help me out here(: