I have a huge ego. I am secretly a ninja. In my free time Im a unicorn Tamer in Mexico. I run an underground operation where we illegally trade pixi sticks for tacos. Dont mess with me. I know people. who know the seven dwarfs and the talking rats from Cinderella. So yeah. Watch your back.

The name's Bond, James Bond. The real name is Emily. Boring right? I'm a fun person so talk to me. Don't worry I don't bite. I mean seriously those teenage girls need to learn they are not Vampires.

 

Skype anyone? Ohmywafflebutter

If you wanna text inbox me for my number(:

She likes the taste of Captin Morgan, cigarettes oh she adores them, and she can get a little crazy sometimes♥

She likes the taste of Captin Morgan, cigarettes oh she adores them, and she can get a little crazy sometimes♥

Add me on skype? Video Chat? Please? It is almost 3am and I am bored as anything.

Skype:Ohmywafflebutter

Add me on skype? Video Chat? Please? It is almost 3am and I am bored as anything.

Skype:Ohmywafflebutter

I adore my amazing friends and our awkward skype moments<3

Add me? Ohmywafflebutter <3

Wants, needs, things I’ll never have. Anyone wanna be my tumblr boyfriend by any chance?

I’d really like a Tumblr Boyfriend. I think it would be quite cute. We could stay up all night reblogging eachother’s posts, sending cute little crypitic messages to eachother, and we could post on eachothers blogs. We could have long conversations about nothing and just be ourselves. We could have cute inside jokes and talk about our favorite music. We can videochat for long hours, talk on the phone or just send messages. We could be there for eachother all the time, best part about it would be, no heartbreaks, because it’s strictly Tumblr and we’ll have the beset cyber romance<3

I&#8217;m so bored. People should addd me on skype(:
Or hmu with your number(:

My skype- Ohmywafflebutter

I’m so bored. People should addd me on skype(: Or hmu with your number(:

My skype- Ohmywafflebutter