I have a huge ego. I am secretly a ninja. In my free time Im a unicorn Tamer in Mexico. I run an underground operation where we illegally trade pixi sticks for tacos. Dont mess with me. I know people. who know the seven dwarfs and the talking rats from Cinderella. So yeah. Watch your back.
The name's Bond, James Bond. The real name is Emily. Boring right? I'm a fun person so talk to me. Don't worry I don't bite. I mean seriously those teenage girls need to learn they are not Vampires.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Suicide
Me: "Mom how do I start out a suicide letter"
My mom: "Go on and on about how good I was so they don't think it was my fault"
I don’t know which flavor to buy..
Should I buy this?
What the actual fuck.
Nobody ever believes me when I tell them I don’t have a bellybutton. I really don’t, guys. That’s not something I would lie about.
Oh god. We’re just too cool.
Anyone up for Skype? I’m bored.
Skype: Ohmywafflebutter
Summer fun(:
I’m a much better gamer<3
My opinion
Sex is just sex. It’s a leisure activity. Not something that makes a “stronger bond” not something to “prove your love” stop making it out to be more than what it is. It’s simple fun, nothing more, nothing less. It’s not “special” its two people enjoying a nice little intamacy.
I’m so bored. People should addd me on skype(: Or hmu with your number(:
My skype- Ohmywafflebutter
Add me on Skype? :3 Ohmywafflebutter
So bored<3
I’m really bored today. Oh yeah. Be jelly of my sexiness(;
Mirror, Mirror on th- OH FUCKING CHRIST. My sexiness broke the mirror, again-_-
